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Jolly Jok - Recipe for Disaster (Runny Hunny on Toast)

  • Toast 4 slices of bread on both sides until golden brown.
  • then spread one side with butter and add a teaspoonful of runny hunny to each slice.
  • consume whilst still hot.

This is an ideal recipe to soothe sore throats especially if you remove the crusts.

N.B. THIS RECIPE IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR GENTLEMEN, or ladies, WITH LARGE BEARDS:

You will find that as you push the toast into your mouth a large quantity of whiskers also enter from the side of your `tash. This makes them extremely sticky and they then pollute the side of your face when they are realigned to their rightful place.

On top of this problem, to catch the runny hunny pouring off the slice of toast you're eating, you automatically put the plate with the other slices of toast under your chin. This means that now the bottom of your beard is dipping into the runny hunny on your plate. So, instinctively you move the plate away. Now the runny hunny is dripping from your beard onto your nice clean shirt.

Cheers - Jolly Jock.

P.S. Does anyone want to buy 3/4 of a jar of runny hunny?

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